Any argument that you make is automatically canceled out by the fact that you are actually defending “Back That Thing Up” by Justin Moore. It’s a crass, degrading, and stupid song, not to mention lazy.

Also, Gordon’s icon is from South Park, a cartoon for adults. Say what you want about cartoons in general, but South Park is about a thousand times more mature than… wait for it… “Back That Thing Up” by Justin Moore. “Huh-huh, he’s talkin’ ’bout a girl doin’ farm work, but also ’bout how he’s gonna sex her in the butt! Huh-huh, dat’s funny!”

Finally, go buy a dictionary, you illiterate moron.

Thank you for making my night! Either you are incredibly clever, or you are so lacking in self-awareness that you don’t recognize that if you don’t want to read criticism of music, don’t go to a website devoted to criticism of music!

i have a simple solution for your “problem” with the site…..DON’T REED ITT!!!!!

Future releases include:

“Full Service” (“You’re runnin’ on fumes, there, baby / Gonna stick my nozzle in and fill your tank with gas.”)

“Special Delivery” (“I know it feels lonely when your box is empty / Special delivery, here comes the male.”)

“Justin the Dentist” (“This is a situation of enormous gravity / Open wide, time to fill that cavity.”)

“Turkey Dinner” (“You’re lickin’ your lips like it ain’t nuthin’ / Got my baster ready, you’re gonna love my stuffin’.”)

Thanks for the crap, sucky musicians!