The Inaugural Justin Moore Award for Worst Song of 2008

January 2, 2009

With three of our illustrious critics submitting lists so far, it looks like the On Deaf Ears best albums of 2008 are:

TV On the Radio – Dear Science (Two number one votes!  Guess I ought to buy it…)

Frightened Rabbit – The Midnight Organ Fight

Fleet Foxes – Fleet Foxes

MGMT – Oracular Spectacular

Bon Iver – For Emma, Forever Ago

Each of these got a vote from more than one us.  This doesn’t mean much, as we obviously didn’t hear everything out there, or even the albums on each other’s lists, but it does mean something.  I’m looking forward to checking out multiple albums from the lists of both Jason and Normalnorman, and I hope I’ve piqued curiosity about one or two from my list.

Congratulations to the winners.  I have donated my spare change to McDonald’s House in your honor.

But what was the worst of 2008?

Envelope please.

The Inaugural On Deaf Ears Justin Moore Award for Worst Song of 2008 goes to…

Ahem. [Rustling of envelope]

JUSTIN MOORE!!!!!1!!!!!  For his stellar performance of “Back That Thing Up.”

Back in November, Jason wrote the following about this song:

Kid Rock can create all the Warren Zevon/Lynyrd Skynyrd Frankenstein hybrids that he likes as long as I never have to hear one song that I was exposed to today on what was otherwise a beautiful Sunday morning.

The song I speak of is by an artist named Justin Moore, and it reminds me of everything I hate about modern country music, farming metaphors, and Sunday mornings.  The title of the song is “Back That Thing Up,” a devilishly funny and clever (sarcasm still set to HIGH) take on rapper Juvenile’s “Back That Ass Up.”  However, where Juvenile’s song was a straight forward attempt to get a woman to put her butt in his face, Justin Moore apparently wants to clean his song up a little bit and make it about a girl learning to drive a truck on a farm.  But the innuendos abound.

My personal favorite of the bunch:  “Back that thing up/Throw it in reverse, let daddy load it up.”  There those country music artists go again, trying to take a thing as filthy and immoral as anal sex and disguising it as an innocent instructional video on how to handle a piece of farming equipment.  Makes me long for the days of David Allan Coe (link is NSFW).

Seriously, this has to be one of the worst songs ever.

I wrote in the comments:

I really have tried hard, but you beat me hands down. That is the worst thing ever posted on this blog.

Shine on Me” by Chris Dane Owens was expected to put up more of a fight, but in the end, the opening line of “Back That Thing Up,” “I know you’re scared of that cock-a-doodle-doo,” (when he really means cock!) scored a first-round knockout punch.

Congratulations to our winner.  In his honor, I have shipped a copy of “Back That Thing Up” to Guantanamo Bay for use in interrogating terrorism suspects.


Gordon Winslow’s Best of 2008

December 27, 2008

I don’t claim this is any sort of definitive best of 2008.  There are many albums I want to buy that I haven’t yet, and I’ve got a small stack of albums I have bought that I haven’t absorbed yet.  This is the best of what I’ve heard from 2008 so far.  My picks here will shock absolutely no one who is a regular reader of this site.

I don’t think 2008 was a very good year for music.  Since I started reviewing albums for this site in June, I’ve rated exactly one album four stars out of five (Mudcrutch) and none higher.  Let’s hope 2009 is a better year, and that there are some 2008 treats that I will soon discover that will change my opinion of this year.

Except for Mudcrutch, albums are in no particular order.  Links are to my original review.

How square is it to have a Tom Petty album at the top of a best-of list?  Well, that’s how it is.  You youngster musicians out there are just going to have to work harder if you want to convince me to be hip.

Mudcrutch – Mudcrutch

Tom Petty reunites his original band with stellar results.  “Scare Easy” is the killer single that Tom manages to put on every album, but the whole thing is great.

Frightened Rabbit – The Midnight Organ Fight

Thanks to Jason for turning me on to this band.  “Heads Roll Off” is a good candidate for song of the year.

Rocket From the Crypt – All Systems Go, Vol. 3

Is it fair to list a bunch of demos recorded between 1997 and 2000 as one of the best of 2008?  Why not?  Do you think that album that came out in January was recorded in 2008?  This just took a little longer to get released.

Essentially a lost album from a band I adore, and randomly stumbling across it at the record store was my happiest musical surprise this year.

“No Way At All”:

The Raveonettes – Lust Lust Lust

The Jesus and Mary Chain may not record any more, but their disciples do.  Here’s the lovely “Blush.”

Alejandro Escovedo – Real Animal

Austin legend does it again.  “Sister Lost Soul” is another contender for song of the year.  I’d embed it, but the copyright police have yanked it.  Can’t have you hearing it!  It might make you want to buy the album or something.  Nope, can’t have that.

Bitch Session Continues: Here’s a decent live version, but not being able to share the studio version with you really sticks in my craw.  It takes a special kind of genius to think that making it impossible for people to hear a not-very-famous musician is the best method of convincing people to plunk their hard-earned money down for an album by said musician.

Martha Wainwright - I Know You’re Married But I’ve Got Feelings Too

I thought this well-reviewed album would get more attention.  Maybe that’s why I write on a blog for free instead of having a career as a hot-shot A&R guy (A&R job offers welcome).  Here’s “You Cheated Me.” Video mildly not safe for work.

YouTube

Paul Westerberg – 49:00

A welcome return to form for the former Replacements frontman, and only 49¢!

Some Songs Worth Mentioning

This section is especially random.

“If I Don’t See You Again” by Neil Diamond

I panned the album, but this song is amazing.  Get it back together, Neil!  I love you at your best.

“Lost Coastlines” by Okkervil River

Jason didn’t care for The Stand Ins.  I liked it better, but not “best of year” better.  This song is pretty great, though.

“Russian Roulette” by Jesse Malin

It might not be right to include a cover on a best-of list, but I was stoked to hear a great version of an unjustly obscure song.

My review of his album, On Your Sleeve, is here.

“Plan to Marry” by Lucinda Williams

A rough patch on the second half stops Little Honey from making my best-of list (although it’s still worth your time), but this song is a thing of beauty.

As for this year in pop…

“Bad Influence” by Pink

After the stunning I’m Not Dead, Funhouse was a letdown.  It wouldn’t be a Pink album, even a mediocre one, without some killer tracks, though, and there are some here.  “So What” is the big single, and I like it a lot, but “Bad Influence” is the one that gets stuck in my head for days on end.

Wind me up and watch me go!

“Bleeding Love” by Leona Lewis

There wasn’t any glorious, guilty-pleasure radio pop in 2008 as awe-inspiring as last year’s “Umbrella” by Rihanna, so far as I know.  This one from a Simon Cowell discovery comes closest.

So that’s it for this year!  I’ve really enjoyed our first year of (mostly) music-blogging.  Special thanks to my co-bloggers for always coming up with fascinating posts.  It’s pretty cool to look forward every day to seeing what’s new at your own blog.  I think this would be my favorite music blog even if I didn’t write for it.


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